Community. In some strange and incomprehensible manner, I feel as if I have not been as active as I ... should have been. Thankfully, the community had decided that it would be foolish by deleting some very important files pertaining to my research ( Read more... )

Valentine's Day is apparently approaching. What a foolishly foolish holiday. I see no appeal with this holiday's history or traditions. In this modern age, love is only a dwindling fairytale... which is why I see more people filing in for divorce cases than marriage licenses and why the Family Court is busier with custody battles amongst other ( Read more... )

[A soft humming can be heard before any video feed starts to play. After a few seconds have passed, it slowly opens to a view to of marble bust that resembles a very harsh old man. This view is then changed (as if someone has swiveled the camera) to face a rounded table; adorned with soft toys, plates of decorative desserts and a tea set. The ( Read more... )

Alright, which one of you, left the frosting bomb in the Assistant to the Dean of Students office?

Edit: I am on to all of you, students!

[Locked to Franziska von Karma | Hackable]

I'd like to ask your permission to install school cameras, in the rooms and hallways.

(Reason for the edit)

I thought since it's the holidays, I would give a present to our most gracious principle and all our staff and students.

I present to you:

WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AT DDD HIGH

[Pretend that what's here is a flash game in which you play as Franzy whipping random 'students' for points. Bonus points if you hit a teacher. Includes simulated ( Read more... )

To Students and Teachers

The holidays are approaching and already, I have seen a peak in the school's overall bad behavior. None of you are on Christmas Break yet, so I would advise offenders to cease their foolishness now. If not, you will be spending your Christmas break in mandatory detention with Ms. Kusanagi and myself. Know that the both of ( Read more... )

[ There's the sound of footsteps approaching then coming to an abrupt stop. An exhausted sigh is heard. ]

"Ms. von Karma. You're here to see Cross Marian, am I correct?"

"Yes. He collapsed at an event, and I found his body on the floor..."

[ A noticeable rush is in her voice."How is he? He's been at the Hotti Clinic for a day now ( Read more... )

[Sitting lopsidedly in his chair, half of his body threatening to tumble off to the left as he fights to keep himself relatively upright.]

Was geht denn hier ab?

[He’s looking apprehensive and offensively miserable, more so than he probably has any right to be.]

This isn’t a prize this is a punishmentLet me guess, another adverse effect of the ( Read more... )

FOOLS!

I demand someone to explain to me what this foolish website is. I have no time that can be spent socializing on such a foolish piece of foolishness. I am Franziska von Karma, prodigal teenage lawyer who has no time to wrap herself in drama and ducks ( Read more... )

Pools. Stools. Cools. Drools. Community.

Yesterday was such an enlightening day for me. I learned about a new development in someone's relationship, and I can say that I was so thrilled to hear about it. Aren't you all happy about it too? Give a hand to Phoenix and Edgeworth! I personally think that the woolish couple are perfect for one another, ( Read more... )